Free Breathalyzer Shirt

Offering a Public Service, One Shirt at a Time

Why pay for a breathalyzer when you're wearing one? This hilarious graphic tee features the bold text "Free Breathalyzer" with an arrow pointing down and the irresistible invitation: "Blow Here." It's the shirt that keeps the party going and the laughs coming all night long.

• Guaranteed to break the ice at any party, tailgate, or bar crawl
• Bold, high-contrast graphic print that holds up wash after wash
• Soft, comfortable unisex fit
• Available in multiple sizes
• Makes the perfect gift for the friend who has everything — except this shirt

Wear it. Own it. Provide a service.